Beauty and the Ballsack
Sun 24 May
|Junk Poet, Caravanserai
Want beautiful balls? Join contour queen Sandra Bollock for a testes-tastic TV makeover show. May contain PESKY FEMINIST NUTS
Time & Location
24 May 2026, 22:00 – 23:00
Junk Poet, Caravanserai, Valley Gardens North, St Peter's Church, York Pl, Brighton and Hove, Brighton BN1 4GU, UK
About the event
Caution: may contain PESKY FEMINIST NUTS.*
Kev feels insecure about his ballsack. From weeping about wrinkles, to depression about drooping.
Enter Beauty and the Ballsack, a TV makeover show for testicles. Join our contour queen host, Sandra Bollock, for a celebration of these deeply-defamed danglers.
With a sprinkle of sparkle and a squirt of anti-wrinkle ball cream**, get ready to see great balls of fire – live on ‘TV’!
With the help of our lovely audience, we can:
Smash societal scrotum shaming
Titillate with testicle facts
Blast away beauty ideals that are a load of old bollocks
*Interruptions from pesky women nuts WILL NOT be tolerated. This show is a FAN CLUB FOR BALLS, not some kind of FEMINIST NONSENSE.
**Disclaimer: Beauty and the Ballsack accepts no responsibility for the irrepressible urge to spend thousands of pounds on beauty products to tighten your testes. Standard terms and conditions apply.
£8/£7
